Fred Beckman
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 | | Subject: Fred Beckman Backstage Wed Feb 19, 2014 10:17 am | |
| Fred Beckman is shown backstage, sitting in his locker room, fiddling with his tablet.
Fred Beckman: Time to scout the competition!
He leans in his chair and taps the screen.
Fred Beckman: First up: Ultramantis Black! Let's see...
Fred taps the screen again.
Fred Beckman: From parts unknown in space... Messiah... save the earth from the primitive and immature human species...
Fred shakes his head.
Fred Beckman: Last week a viking, this week an alien... If it wasn't so funny, it would make me cry...
Fred Beckman taps the screen on his tablet a few times.
Fred Beckman: Next one is: Spawn!
Fred's head moves from left to right and back to right as he reads the info on his tablet. He lowers the tablet, but his head continues the motion as he shakes it in disbelief.
Fred Beckman: A viking, an alien and a... creature from the pits of hell? This is a joke, right? It has to be a joke...
He lifts the tablet back up and taps the screen.
Fred Beckman: Who is next?
He pauses for a moment.
Fred Beckman: Tank Thompson, 7' 3''? Let me guess; he comes from a beanstalk... Oh, Atlanta, Georgia. Well, at least he is from Earth.
Fred taps the screen again.
Fred Beckman: Won-drer... Is this a typo? From Bu-cha-rest... Is that in Africa?
Fred continues to read.
Fred Beckman: Height: 1.7 meters, weight: 110 kilograms... Oooh, how fancy, he is using the metric system...
Fred taps the screen again.
Fred Beckman: And the last one...
Fred Beckman taps the screen a few more times.
Fred Beckman: Great, no info on Idefix... Let me guess; he is invisible! A creature from another dimension that doesn't even exist...
Fred puts down the tablet and gets up.
Fred Beckman: This place is a zoo. | |
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