Bustin Dustin's Arrival

* a motorcycle arrives at the arena with a man wearing a leather jacket, leather pants, and his hair in a mohawk. He parks his bike, climbs off and heads toward the employee entrance when he is stopped by a woman with a microphone *

Merry Katson: "Hi, I'm Merry Katson. Are you Bustin Dustin? Are you gonna be wresting tonight for Fatality Wresting?"

Bustin Dustin: "Good to see you're well informed. Yes I am Bustin Dustin, and yes I am here tonight to wrestle for Fatality Wrestling. Do you have any other riveting questions for me, Merry?"

Merry Katson: "Yes I do. What brings you here? Why do you want to wrestle for us?"

Bustin Dustin: "My purpose here is simple. I'm here to inflict pain. When I here bones crackling while I am twisting off my opponent's foot by their ankle it brings a smile to my face."

Merry Katson: "So you aren't here to win and become a champion?"

Bustin Dustin: "Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to win a title. As long as it means I get to hurt people along the way. I mean, how great would it be to break my opponent's ankle and win the championship by forfeit?"

Merry Katson: "Um ... yeah."

Bustin Dustin: "So we're done? Good!"

* Dustin pushes Merry aside and walks into the arena to prepare for his match *